Saturday, March 28, 2009

Blog Therapy?

Have I told you how obsessive I can be? I like to have everything on the shelf with the label facing just looks neater that way and boy, it helps ya find stuff a lot faster. And yes, when purchasing a magazine I have to grab the one near the middle-back of the know, the one no one's already perused and bent up the pages. Well, today as I was working on a little project for my daughter's upcoming Easter celebration at school, I was going about it business as usual and it occurred to me that some of you may not realize how much thought and planning goes into filling 12 little plastic Easter eggs with candy. I wrote down some instructions, so here's what you do:

Step One: Carefully cut the end of each bag open in as straight a line as possible. Then spread the candy out before you so you can see the variety of colors and make sure there are no broken pieces or torn wrappers. Discard unacceptable pieces. Throw them straight in the trash can so you do not dare use one accidentally.

Step Two: Open one plastic Easter egg noting what color it is. Carefully choose two to three pieces of candy of differing colors to place in the egg. The candy colors must not be the same as the egg or any other piece of candy placed in said egg. (Sorry for the fuzzy picture...stupid camera phone.)

Step Three: It is often helpful to lay out each egg/candy combination in order to make sure you do not duplicate that particular combination with another egg. Sometimes I skip Step Three when I'm feeling rebellious. Shhh...don't tell.

Step Four: Apply stickers to the completed eggs so they do not come open in the bag on the way to the fun school Easter celebration. It is imperative that the stickers are of a different color than the egg, and of course, no two stickers may be the same color. (See Step Two) If the stickers are of varying size, please choose one of each to place on the egg. Place them in a pretty bowl to admire for a bit, making sure the eggs are not side-by-side with their same color mate. Yes, I'm aware the yellows are a little too close...thanks for reminding me.

And voila~12 plastic eggs, filled and ready to hunt! You thought I was gonna make it hard on you huh?

I do have to share that the stickers I bought do not stay stuck very well. I guess I could go buy a different kind but I'm a little too tired after slaving over the eggs. And let's be honest, one must learn to pick one's candy-filled Easter egg battles...don't you think?

(*This post is dedicated to all my obsessive-compulsive, anal-retentive, watch-out-or-I'm-gonna-implode friends...and you know who you are...because you are crying at this very moment. And if any of you know how to make all these paragraphs and pictures parallel, for heaven's sake fill me in!)


  1. I love it! I do that with magazines too. That is so funny. And do you think the kids care at all? Why no. They go and put all the same colors together! Great Post!

  2. I'm shocked and amazed. Because as laid-back and free-spirited as I think I come across a lot of the time, as much as I dislike strict routines and discipline and planning and structure...

    ...this totally makes sense because I act similarly with too many things! I also thought I was the only magazine-ocd.... Love ya, girlie!!

  3. Not only do the magazines etc need not be wrinkled, but also picking from the middle of the stack helps ensure it has not been touched or touched too much, or sneezed on, or coughed on, OK Yeah I'll stop. OCD and a germaphobe!

  4. Couldn't have written it better myself!

    Isn't this normal? Don't all people do things this way?!?!

  5. I'm with Faith, fellow Germaphobe - you gotta find a magazine that no one's "contaminated" yet with bacteria or viruses!!

  6. I have been waiting patiently. I need another post to make me feel like there are other NORMAL people out there like me. For a while I thought I was the only "normal" one and everyone else was messed up! HA HA!